I'm the kind of parent that would never outwardly choose a favorite child unless I really had to. And then I would.

You guys, I just got the best news ever. Like, of my entire life. (Not really.) You know how dorms are notorious for having crappy storage and not enough closet space to house one outfit, let alone enough clothes for 9 months? Well, I was going through the class of 2012 Facebook group, and I found a girl who had my dorm and floor last year. She'd put pictures of her room up, like most female freshmen do, and guess what? She had a walk-in closet!

Come to find out, all the rooms in my dorm have walk-in closets! They're big too. According to a sophomore who lived there last year, a girl put her entire desk in the closet and still had plenty of room for clothes. Best. News. Ever. Now I won't have to decide which of my 37 tank tops to leave at home because I'll have room for all of them! I'm so excited.

Just to make something clear, I am not a shopping-addicted girly girl. I shop online with coupons about three times a year. Most of my closet is graphic tees and the tank tops I wear under them and I have three pairs of Converse, all of which I love like my own children. (Not really.) I own exactly one dress that is not my prom dress; it's black and I've worn it probably 10 times to all sorts of different occasions. There's not a designer label in sight (unless you count American Eagle) and even though I do dress sort of preppy, I have waaay more tees with clever sayings than I have polos.